Like my posts?  Too long?  Too short?  Not varied enough?  Needz moar picturez?  My posts are bad and I should feel bad?  Should I stop writing and crawl into a hole and die?  Feel free to let me know what you think!  If you’d rather send me a private message, my e-mail address is


On Xbox Live?  Let’s play sometime!  The multiplayer games I play currently are Grand Theft Auto V and anything with Halo in the title.  My gamertag is Major Anonymous.

If you do add me on XBL and do not have the misfortune of knowing me in real life, please send me a supplemental message (through XBL or e-mail) that says you’ve found me via my blog, as I do not accept friend requests or game invites from total strangers.  But my blog readers are an exception.

Believe it or not, I’m also on Twitch!  Kind of.  I do have an account, but I rarely use it, and I do not stream.  However, if you’re a streamer, let me know, and you might just gain a follower!  My alias there is Ayja_Vempires.

^That Twitch ID is a play on the name of one of my most cherished childhood video games, Age of Empires.  It’s pronounced precisely the same way.  The second part is not the plural form of the immortal blood-harvesting monster.